Couch Consul Mugs

"Has summer finished yet?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Couch and Potato

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'As your financial advisor, I'd have to advise you to change your main income provider,'