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"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

The Bearskin Hat Family

Tiger Costume

Girl in cow onesie.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Pirate eye test

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

The Camp, Pt. 1

Snail Man

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Pirate

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

One Size Fits All.

Vampire Bat

Honey Costume

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Masquerade

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Grandfather Clock