Costume Culture Pillows

"So far I've gotten 2 bags of candy, 3 chocolate bars, and 5 bottles of sanitizer."

Remote control pirate bully

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Mardi Gras

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Cow Pinatas

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Victorian Lady

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

The height of fashion in 1796

Bear Costume

Champagne

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Pirate

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Dead Funny

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I was almost that last year."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Happy Easter

Cut!

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."