Costume Culture Pillows

"So far I've gotten 2 bags of candy, 3 chocolate bars, and 5 bottles of sanitizer."

Remote control pirate bully

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Champagne

Pirate

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Victorian Lady

Bear Costume

The height of fashion in 1796

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Happy Easter

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

Dead Funny

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.