Cost Tamer Prints

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lovely dovetail."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Parenting Business Deals

Crying baby

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Happy Tots Day Care.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"