Cost-saving Measures Mugs

'Since issuing hospital gowns to them we've saved on air-conditioning.'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

A little something aside for a rainy day

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

The Affordable Shredder

Fries and kids

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"To save money, 5 employees will share the same computer. I got the idea while I was carpooling."

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'If I'm going to do an effective job of reducing costs, I'm going to need a bigger budget.'

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

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