Cost-conscious Consumer Mugs

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

"Just look for something in my price-range."

'Yes, seven dollars is a lot for popcorn.'

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

GAS CRUNCH

'They've redesigned the gas bill to make it clearer and easier to understand!'

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

Billing office

"I'm paying how much a month for this streaming service?"

"At $62 a pill, we need to make it bigger."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Surgery up here is free!"

Sale.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

Crisis Buzz.

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Garage Music

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

I think I can...

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Sam's Nation Building

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Affordable housing