Cost-conscious Cartoon Lover Prints

'The biopsy is tiny, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.'

British savings accounts

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Torturing the English Language

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Seagiraffes

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Cariactures

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Lactose Intolerant

Giraffe Umbrella

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Reagacentennial

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

A caveman paints from life

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."