Cosmology Curious Pillows

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Big Bang Theory.

Hair Crop Circle

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"It could never work between us."

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Moon and Star

Astronaut

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Who's the artist?"

Hog Futures

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"I wonder what this was for."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

"What happened to what cat?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.'

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"But why would these kids go uphill for water? A hill is an anticline, and water typically seeks the impervious layers of a syncline."

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

'Man, am I hungover. Hope I haven't done anything stup... Hey, where did THAT come from?'