Cosmology Curious Pillows

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Big Bang Theory.

Hair Crop Circle

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"It could never work between us."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Astronaut

Moon and Star

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Who's the artist?"

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"I wonder what this was for."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

Hog Futures

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.'

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"What happened to what cat?"

"But why would these kids go uphill for water? A hill is an anticline, and water typically seeks the impervious layers of a syncline."

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

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