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"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Do me next."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Zenemies.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

A man looks up at the earth

How life on Earth really got its start.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Uh-oh - climate change."

God with Earth Controller

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