Cosmic Tennis Enthusiast Mugs

Alpha Centuri crushes earth in straight sets.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

High-gravity baseball

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Big Tipper

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"It could never work between us."

Astronaut

Moon and Star

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

Stephen Hawking

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

The Dawn of Time.

Day One, NASA

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

Stephen Hawking: Pale Blue Dot

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"