Cosmic Questioner Mugs

'If we have everlasting life, what about entropy?'

Man with sign stating "Faithless - please help."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"Well Albert, this certainly explains your unshakable conviction that the earth is flat."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"If God is omnipotent and wholly good, whence evil?!?"

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'I wonder if there is life after life after death?'

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

"Do you think after you die, nothing will happen?"

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Hair Crop Circle

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Zenemies.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Do Guns Kill?

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'