Cosmic Ocean Explorer Pillows

Guide to astronomical marine life.

Big Bang Theory.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Are we there yet?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Build a Raft

"The hyenas started it."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Surf Casting

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.