Cosmic Humor Fans Mugs

Atlas swats the moon.

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

God Sneezes Out Creation

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Clown God

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

First Contact

Mars Rover

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

"I knew it!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank