Cosmic Curiosity Holder Gifts

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Big Bang Theory.

Hair Crop Circle

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"We evolved from asteroids"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Entomology Reference

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Moon Souvenirs

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Hog Futures

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

"I keep up with all the journals."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"For some unknown reason, this area has always been uninhabited."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"Mom!!"

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'