Cosmic Concertgoers Mugs

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Alien David statue

Boptimism

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"It could never work between us."

Astronaut

Moon and Star

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"Can you perform under pressure?"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"Could you help me with this?"

Mars-A-Lago

World Cup Universe.

Still life on Mars.

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

Masked Pianist