Cosmic Competitors Mugs

Heavenly Tennis.

High-gravity baseball

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Surfing alien.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

Played Wordle Fair and Square

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

Bowl-A-Rama

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

"So THAT's Rocket Science..."

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

'Bummer, dude.'

"First one to eleven."

Emergency Route Down.

"Ask it what happened to our first crew."

Alpha Centuri crushes earth in straight sets.

Planet Football

"If, when I return you're suddenly way older than I am, I'd still like to be friends."

World's tallest potato contest

"When your profile said you were a ball player this isn't exactly what I had in mind."

Anaerobics