Cosmic Braggart Mugs

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Boptimism

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

dog vs UFO...

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

The Inner Dog.

Moon Souvenirs

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

'Hi, Mom!'

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

Message in a bottle.

God Catching Planets

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

Satellite radio DJ Lenny Purtz.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

"The good news is that we contacted Alpha Centauri. The bad news is they're all telemarketers!"