Cosmetic Procedure Lover Mugs

Chicken pox, Detox, Botox

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Facelift Book.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

Jumble Sale

Anatomy.

"She's had a lot of work done."

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

'Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

"Although a face transplant is theoretically possible you still can't have Brad Pitt's."

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

"I told you she'd had some work done."

"Honestly Xanthe. You really need to start spending more on the lipsticks you lend me."

A grave with an array of beauty products

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

Bill Jones - Bill Jones w/out makeup