Corruption Commentator Pillows

"I'm moving all the money from our rainy day account into a slush fund."

'Maybe so, but at least I'm an equal opportunity corrupt scoundrel!'

'Ask and ye shall receive.'

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Nation-building never works."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Trump Poutine

Laughingstock

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."