Corporatization T-Shirts

"MAN, I love how corporate this place feels!"

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

Welcome to the Team

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Parade of Businessmen

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Under new blame.

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Why am I running?

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."