Corporate Wisdom Seeker Prints

"Did you hire a consultant? I didn't hire a consultant."

'I want someone who is smart, cunning and ruthless, but also someone who is too dumb to try for my job.'

'There's only one honest way to make money.'

"Feel free to take notes."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Oh, crap.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"Just go with the workflow."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'You must heal yourself.'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."