Corporate Veteran T-Shirts

"It's sad – he thinks he still sits on the board of TWA."

'Since I retired as CEO, I haven't won a single game.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

Office slaves.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

In and Out Tray

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

Between Offices

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

The Buck Never Stops.

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"