Corporate Travel Pillows

"We're cutting down on travel expenses."

'Oh no! One of the private jets will have to go.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

The World's Easiest Airport

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'