Corporate Structure Mugs

Man looking at a 'organization chart' where he is depicted at the bottom

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

Office Structure

Puppet workers.

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

'I like the energy I'm seeing on the first floor.'

'This new position in our company will move me further from ampersand.'

'I hate these staff shakeups.'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Office Hierarchy

"The flow chart indicates some jostling of position downstairs."

"...I think this is because we forgot to hire some workers."

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'These are the people who'll be line managing you.'

'What do you mean I'm not available?'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

The president's men

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

Welcome to the Team

'The good news is I had a very good year.'