Corporate Security Professional Prints

"That's why we got him. We wanted a director of security who was paranoid."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Killer Executive Suits.

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'