Corporate Retreat Planners Prints

"Paintballing is great for team development..."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Group Think Time

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."