Corporate Responsibility T-Shirts

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

Time, temperature, and corporate ethics readings.

'As a part of the company's green initiative, I hereby dedicate this tree! May it forever serve as a symbol of our corporate responsibility to the environment!

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"The hard part is reducing emissions and building climate resilience. The hard part is that all the stakeholders need to coordinate and cooperate for years."

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Department store direction sign, "excessive mark ups, 3rd world exploitation, ripped off shop assistants, etc"

"Our plant diet. Now we can't keep bragging about being a 'green' company."

'I'd do the 'common good' more often if there were big lobbyist bucks in it for me.'

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

VW issue their customers with gas masks

"One day son, all this'll be yours to deny responsibility for..."

Beyond Petroleum

'Your report is very alarming. Fortunately, you aren't loud enough to be taken seriously.'

'Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.'

"It seems to me it's a little unethical to recommend only ethical companies."

"They're the socially conscious fund fairy and the margin call devil."

Acts of God and Acts of the Devil

'Didn't you make the decision to carry dehydrated broccoli at all our stores?'

"Management recognizes that the industry has a responsibility to take steps to challenge climate change. . ."

The environmental consequences of greed

COP26

Your Private Water Company: Gone Flushing

"Ever since we embraced corporate responsibility, my job satisfaction has gone down."

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

'So, 21st century companies got together to save the earth, and planted green logos everywhere.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Eco-Terrorism

Can We Support Colin Kaepernick and Still Hate Nike For Abusing Foreign Workers?

We Will Make This Right

So it's agreed then, we should move health and safety to the top of our agenda."

A careless oil company accidentally taps into a vast reservoir of national cynicism.

The Pelican's Revenge

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.