"Do your owners treat you well? Mine are very kind."
Corporate Lobbyist Prints
Decorate their workspace or office with an art print that humorously highlights the craft of lobbying and strategic influence.
Selloutis - The magic pill in the green wrapper!
"Good boy."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
The MBA Draft
"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."
Oligarchy
Political convention
Gun laws US
'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'
Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)
Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .
'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'
"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."
A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.
'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'
'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'
"It's time to get politics out of money."
'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'
"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"
"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."
'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'
"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."
We have a dream....
COP26
The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.
Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies
"Do you take dark money?"
Automatic Congressman
Distraction.
When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer
From Street Walker to Call Girl
Count on the People
"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"
Corporate Lobbyist Prints Collection
Corporate Lobbyist Mugs
Explore our collection of clever mugs designed for corporate lobbyists—perfect for their coffee breaks or caffeine boosts.
Corporate Lobbyist Pillows
Discover comfy pillows that add humor and personality to any office or home space for a corporate lobbyist.
Corporate Lobbyist T-Shirts
Check out our range of funny and professional t-shirts for lobbyists—great for making a statement at casual gatherings.