Corporate Lifestyle Mugs

"You're on the forty-ninth floor now, Mr. Dowd. Up here, the world no longer revolves around you."

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

49% L.L. Bean / 49% I.B.M. / 2% whimsy

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

"The handwriting is on the wall, Parkinton."

Leaving Office With In Tray

Business-Class.

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."

'I'm sorry, but Mr. Pipperingly can't be disturbed right now. He's resting on his laurels.'

'We're still trying to adjust to not having the company limo.'

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

'Here is the corporate treasure trove.'

The small business man who races ahead of the bigger ones

He's our new chairman and after years of trying to lose our cowboy image.

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

'Put the hours in, keep your nose to the grindstone and in 50 years you could be sitting in my seat.'

Man chasing the yankee-dollar.

"Good afternoon, business or economy class."

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Storm in the out tray

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Working hours.