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"Run for it, sir—the cops!"

"I thought it was a living, breathing company policy."

'We'll just get you measured up for your cubicle and you'll be all set to work.'

'All our apologists are out of town, so don't try to lay any guilt trips on me!'

'It's J B's way of coping with being lonely at the top'

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"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

The MBA Draft

Storm in the out tray

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Working hours.

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'