Corporate Laugh Seeker Mugs

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Hey! Get back here!"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Football heads...

Bald Man Overcomb

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.