Corporate Kingpin Mugs

"Thanks to new insole technology, you can walk all over people and never feel a thing."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'I have money, fame and power...but all it's done is made me happy.'

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'

Daddy bought the company... I'm the new CEO!'

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

'A measly 3.5 mil a year... You expect me to do soul-searching?'

'Of course, God is a Republican! He runs the universe just like I run my business!'

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

"He's the big dog."

"You may not have heard of me, young lady, but in the business world I'm considered quite a catch."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

Safety Pin

'They take promotions seriously here.'

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."

Whisk

'Man, I hate it when he goes crowd surfing.'