Corporate Kid Prints

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'Hello, Acme investments? I understand you can't start investing too soon...'

So tell me, Junior.

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"He likes it."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

SALE

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Let's Celebrate

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

'All good things must come to an end.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"You've all been like a company to me."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Playing dustbins

"Yeah, you're the CFO of a global multinational, but to me you'll always be the First National Bank of Dad."

'These are all from my 'sit in the corner' period.'

'Me? I'm just visiting from the company next door.'