Corporate History T-Shirts

"So many take-overs and mergers, nobody remembers who he was."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

The Anti-Agent

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Louis Armstrong

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Gender Equality

Remote control pirate bully

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Support the Ex-Troops

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

At the Museum

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Great Chinese Dynasties