Corporate Golf Enthusiasts Pillows

'I consider myself an environmentalist since I plan to convert woodlands into gold putting greens.'

The MBA Draft

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

Free Range Golfers

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Developing links within business.

The Masters.

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

"Now that's power."

'We need more points in the paint.'

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

Commercial space travel is expensive.

Hole in forty-seven.

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Positional authority

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

'Can't you ever forget work?'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'Notice to all employees...there is altogether too much goofing off on company time.'

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.