Corporate Golf Enthusiasts Pillows

'I consider myself an environmentalist since I plan to convert woodlands into gold putting greens.'

The MBA Draft

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

Free Range Golfers

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

Developing links within business.

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

"Now that's power."

'We need more points in the paint.'

Commercial space travel is expensive.

Hole in forty-seven.

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

Positional authority

'Can't you ever forget work?'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

Skunk dreaming.

'Notice to all employees...there is altogether too much goofing off on company time.'