Corporate Fitness Buff Pillows

Corporate Gym. Executives Only. The lawyers say even though all us executives are losing inches with the corporate fitness program, we can't tell investors that margins are improving.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

Content Creator

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Weight Gain Denial

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

'Keep fit.'

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Office Safety.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'