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'Remember, Higgins, for you my door is always open.'

'As you all know, I've never been much of a 'people person'.'

Board of Cronies

'Around here we don't play 'good cop-bad cop'. We play 'good bank - bad bank!''

"Which door did you come through?"

"And then, when we regained consciousness....we were the #1 company in the world."

Management Styles - Inspirational

'Lucy just flew in from Adland.'

'Your father and I have decided to pick up your option.'

'Maybe we are micro-managing a bit too much.'

"Believe me, you're going to need this string to return from the cubicle maze."

"We're overpaying him but he's worth it."

Unsuccessful board meeting.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Storm in the out tray

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'