Corporate Enthusiast Pillows

"It's a swell offer, Brad, and you're a great guy, but I've just got out of a bad limited partnership, and I'm not ready for that kind of commitment yet."

'We've all done our part, but now our fate rests in the hands of a higher power: Marketing.'

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'The agreement documents all look in order.'

Developing links within business.

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Badge - I an a tycoon

Positional authority

Enthusiastic man

'Spoiler alert.'

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

'You can count on me. I'm shovel ready.'

Who's that little one down there?

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

The MBA Draft

'He runs a marvelously disciplined corporation.'

"I collect directorships."

'Good afternoon, First Monumental Accounting. Can you hold while they adjust Mr. Gelt's morphine drip?'

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

'I know what you're thinking, and, no, it's not a golden parachute.'

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

'To my corporation, right or wrong.'

"Eni, Ford Moto co., Pandora Media, AT&T, Realty Income, Zweig Fund."

"Now that's power."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"We have an acronym!"

Men's business romper.

"At this office no two days are different."