Corporate Drama Aficionado Pillows

'I'd rather be in Philadelphia.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Thesaurus Company

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

"He's not a big fan of micromanaging."

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"Money is life's report card."

'If people who have sudden ideas really had light bulbs over their heads, it would be very dark in here.'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"We're a cable giant, you're a cable giant."

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'You're overworked and underpaid. That's what gives you job security.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'

Little man in big man's pocket.

"You know what I miss? Meetings."