Corporate Downsizing Commentator T-Shirts

"Where have all the retail sales jobs gone...gone to online sales every one..."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Let's get organized

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Second hand furniture.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Yard Sale

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Not to mention the park view."

'We're looking for impartial people who think the way we do.'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"

'I've misplaced everything.'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."