Corporate Culture Comic Prints

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

'Have your nymph call my nymph.'

"By the way, this is our new company motivational webpage."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

Greed.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

"I don't make the rules around here. I just enshrine them."

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'