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"This bidder has the same name as you, and your face as their logo and you scored them top marks throughout this tender evaluation. Did you understand the conflict of interest declaration you signed?!"

'Thanks for rushing back in here on such short notice, Ms. Fern!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Office slaves.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Responsibility and duties

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'