Corporate Competitor Pillows

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

"Admit it gentlemen, we are no longer number one. This stupid creature is now more interested in our rival's new product."

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

'OK, last one standing gets to choose where we're going for lunch.'

Atkins in Accounting takes Lee in Finance...checkmate!

"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Mixed Doubles.

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'You turned the company around. Unfortunately, it wasn't our company.'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

Run, Mike, Run!

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'