Corporate Collaborator Mugs

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

The Evolution of the Bonus

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

Teamwork

Collective Psyche

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

HR - Helping Relationships

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Brainstorm in progress.

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

Business Partners' vows

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

Team Work

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!'