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"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Killer Executive Suits.

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Welcome to the Team

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."