Corporate Chameleon Mugs

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'What we do is some electronics, some consultation, some management and some surveys.'

The freelance executive.

'Of course, as a consultant, my main goal is to seamlessly fit into the office.'

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"I flunked out of acting school, but it was good training. I know how to act like I know what I'm doing."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Shake it all about sign on desk

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

Brainstorm in progress.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."