Corporate Canine Lover Prints

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Cut-throat Environment

The entire team applauds you.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"What's our policy on pets?"

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

Dog Food Co.

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

'Step in here Henshaw, I need a hug'.

Meerkats in the Office

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"Can I offer you anything?"

"And remember to always keep an eye on the sparrow"