Corporate Camaraderie Crusher Pillows

'We're like one big family here... I want to put a stop to it!'

Welcome to the Team

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

HR - Helping Relationships

Belief and Trust.

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Workplace Shinanigans

'In case the guys organize a game.'

Board Meeting

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

"That's the first time I've heard the word disembowl in a sales meeting."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

'While I can certainly understand your predicament Miss Goodbody, I can't see the Inspector allowing Tax Relief on wear and tear on your shoe leather, caused by running around your desk at work when you are being chased by your employer!'

"I love it. Just shake it up, and it's a snow day."

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

Witch Rowing Team

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

'Where's Neville today?'

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

Friendship for Accountants

"You'll have your turn again in 5 seconds, Mark."

Can we have our ball back please?

Yawn. Men at Work. Go ahead and take a little nap --- I'll cover for you.

'All for one and one for all.'

'I said, we're all going to miss Malcolm, aren't we?'

"Joey, can you get that?"

"What time do I pick you up?"