Corporate Affairs Prints

"I couldn't have said it better myself, Sarah, so I'll just repeat it a little bit louder."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'That's our mission statement.'

'Brilliant! A 3-D, holographic, pop-up annual report. Hopefully, no one will notice what a lousy year we had.'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

'I forget. Is this a committee meeting, a sub-committee meeting, a steering committee...'

"I'd like to tell you about work but the legal department doesn't want us to."

'Gotta go, Stan, we seem to be experiencing problems with out glass ceiling.'

'Why didn't we get the Bodson account?' - 'We were outbribed by the competition.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'We're a great board and will continue to be indefinitely. I have arranged to clone us all!'

'Let's see, it says here that you've had a lot of corporate accounting experience...'

'How can you sue them for defamation of character, if you don't have any?'

"He's in a foul mood today."

'Mr. Covington - the lawyers have arrived.'

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

"My granddaughter wants me to stop blowing the tops off mountains."

"It's called repetitive strain syndrome."

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

'Miss Fitch, I've forgotten. Which conglomerate now owns us?'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'Have you been enjoying your buyout?'

In. Out. Destroyed without my knowledge.

"Genetically modified sour grapes!"

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

'Corporate sell-out!'

'Exploiting the workers hasn't helped...so we'll have to start screwing them.'

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"I'm afraid he'll be away from his desk for a while... Three to five years for embezzlement."

'Get Chicago on the phone. I think they're starting a hostile takeover.'

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'