Corporate Adrenaline Enthusiast Mugs

'But this company was founded on getting totally over excited.'

The MBA Draft

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Developing links within business.

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

The Day Trader

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

"Now that's power."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'We need more points in the paint.'

Commercial space travel is expensive.

Positional authority

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"Now remember, if he says 'hop', you say, 'how high'."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"You have to understand Johnson, the most important thing is not how much time you spend at work...But how much of that time you spend brown nosing me!"

The merger has been called off

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

Capitalists Courageous

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

"If you can't tell the difference between right and wrong I can help."

"Would you like a meal, Sir?"

Skiers